lionheartkd:

helioscentrifuge:

dcderringer:

helioscentrifuge:

wHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE EATS OREOS WITH CHOPSTICKS

AND NEEDS A FUCKING SAUCER FOR THEIR MILK

LISTEN HERE FUCKFACE OREOS ARE MEANT TO BE HELD IN YOUR FINGERS AND YOU SLAMDUNK THOSE DELICIOUS LITTLE COCKWOBBLERS INTO A GLASS OF WHOLESOME GODDAMN MILK

YOU GET YOUR FINGERS WET IN THE MILK BUT YOU DON’T GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE YOU FUCKING WASHED YOUR HANDS ALONG WITH YOUR TROUSERS BEFOREHAND BECAUSE OREOS AND MILK ARE SO FUCKING EXCITING THAT SOMETIMES YOU WET YOURSELF ABOUT IT AND NO ONE JUDGES YOU BECAUSE MOTHERFUCKING OREOS

YOU FUCKING NASTY TRASH PUT THOSE CHOPSTICKS AWAY BEFORE THE SOCIAL JUSTICE BLOGGERS NAIL YOU TO A TREE FOR APPROPRIATION

THIS SHIT MAKES ME WANT TO BURN DOWN AN OIL REFINERY JESUS FUCKING SKATEBOARDED OFF A CLIFF AND TURNED INTO A PTERODACTYL CHRIST

Is this an acceptable alternative?

YOU GET A PASS BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU’RE CLEARLY A COLD-BLOODED MOTHERFUCKER WHO IS PREPARED TO STAB A BITCH

BUT I’M STILL CALLING YOU A FUCKING NERD BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO FUCKING NANCY TO GET YOUR FINGERS WET YOU SISSY

XD

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

harlequinesque:

moldykins:

SO APPARENTLY WHEN TWO LARGE WHALES DO THE NASTY THERE’S  SOMETIMES THIS ONE BRO WHO JUST SORT OF HOLDS THEM UP SO THEY DON’T FLOAT OFF

NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL

the ultimate wingman

omnireaper13:

puffwiggly:

brostridersexual:

I HOPE YOU LIKE DRAGONS BECAUSE I’LL BE DRAGON MY BALLS ACROSS YOUR FACE TOIGNGHT

thespywhospies:

Around the world with Dean and Cas

Dancing Jensen credit [x]

Or non anons, whatever lifts your skirt

rusty-people-skills:

so uncalled for

CAAAAAAAS! <3

laughingsquid:

Crocheted Bane Mask Inspired by ‘The Dark Knight Rises’

the-perks-of-being-logan-lerman:

iamladyloki:

last-songieversing:

kniteawatson:

privateschoolgirl:

Evil-ution

GODDAMN IT MOFFAT DOES NOT WRITE EVERY EPISODE OF DOCTOR WHO

GODDAMN IT MOFFAT WROTE ALL FIVE OF THE EPISODES THAT THESE VILLIANS WERE INTRODUCED.

I am laughing really hard.

lololol

alexblagg:

I may never stop laughing at this.

dorkly:

Gandalf vs. Balrog

It’s the Fellowship of the Boxing Ring.

takeyourowndirection:

Reasons as to why you really should watch Community. I know that you’re probably going to scroll right past, but please just hear me out. This show has been postponed for a long time, and it needs more viewers if it is going to survive. It’s Thursday nights, starting in eight days. The following post is some pretty awesome gifs from the show.

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