wHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE EATS OREOS WITH CHOPSTICKS
AND NEEDS A FUCKING SAUCER FOR THEIR MILK
LISTEN HERE FUCKFACE OREOS ARE MEANT TO BE HELD IN YOUR FINGERS AND YOU SLAMDUNK THOSE DELICIOUS LITTLE COCKWOBBLERS INTO A GLASS OF WHOLESOME GODDAMN MILK
YOU GET YOUR FINGERS WET IN THE MILK BUT YOU DON’T GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE YOU FUCKING WASHED YOUR HANDS ALONG WITH YOUR TROUSERS BEFOREHAND BECAUSE OREOS AND MILK ARE SO FUCKING EXCITING THAT SOMETIMES YOU WET YOURSELF ABOUT IT AND NO ONE JUDGES YOU BECAUSE MOTHERFUCKING OREOS
YOU FUCKING NASTY TRASH PUT THOSE CHOPSTICKS AWAY BEFORE THE SOCIAL JUSTICE BLOGGERS NAIL YOU TO A TREE FOR APPROPRIATION
THIS SHIT MAKES ME WANT TO BURN DOWN AN OIL REFINERY JESUS FUCKING SKATEBOARDED OFF A CLIFF AND TURNED INTO A PTERODACTYL CHRIST
Is this an acceptable alternative?
YOU GET A PASS BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU’RE CLEARLY A COLD-BLOODED MOTHERFUCKER WHO IS PREPARED TO STAB A BITCH
BUT I’M STILL CALLING YOU A FUCKING NERD BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO FUCKING NANCY TO GET YOUR FINGERS WET YOU SISSY
SO APPARENTLY WHEN TWO LARGE WHALES DO THE NASTY THERE’S SOMETIMES THIS ONE BRO WHO JUST SORT OF HOLDS THEM UP SO THEY DON’T FLOAT OFF
NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL
the ultimate wingman
I HOPE YOU LIKE DRAGONS BECAUSE I’LL BE DRAGON MY BALLS ACROSS YOUR FACE TOIGNGHT
so uncalled for
GODDAMN IT MOFFAT DOES NOT WRITE EVERY EPISODE OF DOCTOR WHO
GODDAMN IT MOFFAT WROTE ALL FIVE OF THE EPISODES THAT THESE VILLIANS WERE INTRODUCED.
I am laughing really hard.
I may never stop laughing at this.
Reasons as to why you really should watch Community. I know that you’re probably going to scroll right past, but please just hear me out. This show has been postponed for a long time, and it needs more viewers if it is going to survive. It’s Thursday nights, starting in eight days. The following post is some pretty awesome gifs from the show.